100 Funny License Plates

That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Including Sports, Women Only, Men Only, Car Lovers and More...

by Bill Flitter

Have you ever been driving and noticed funny license plates that instantly made you wish you had your phone out to take a picture?

It’s a fleeting moment, and usually we miss them.

Not to worry, we’ve got you covered.

This is a collection of the funny license plates you wish you had your phone out for, and thankfully, someone else did.

There are 9.7 million vehicles with personalized vanity license plates.

7 Character Comedy That Will Make You Laugh

100 Funny License Plates: 7-Character Comedy That Will Make You Laugh

Funny License Plates for Men

Don’t you wonder: Is he still married?
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Funny License Plates for Women

At least you’ve been warned…
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Funny License Plates for Divorcees (Men)

She gone…
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Funny License Plates for Divorcees (Women)

Get it girl! Oh wait, you already did.
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Funny License Plates for People with Bathroom Humor

Is this a constant state of being for this driver?
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Funny License Plates for Sexually Frustrated Men

Maybe he invented it? Maybe he uses it a lot? Either way, he’s fan enough to put it on his license plate.
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Funny License Plates for Sexually Frustrated Women

A good conversation piece when you walk out to the car after the first date…right?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Morbid

This feels gruesome. Also, maybe considered advertising?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Happy

Don’t worry…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Positive, Despite the Odds

Is it though?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Angry

Driving in California traffic will do this to a person.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Tired

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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Practical

I wish this license plate was on an older car being held mostly together by duct tape.

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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Suggestive

Umm, no thanks.
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Funny License Plates for Nudists

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Funny License Plates for People Who Don’t Care

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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Inquisitive

…and encourage others to be, too.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Ironic

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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Hello Kitty

I was expecting more bumper stickers for someone who loves Hello Kitty enough to get this license plate.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Legos

Who doesn’t?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Hate Cancer

I think we can all agree on this one. Amen!
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive Smart Cars

When you drive a smart car, gas is funny.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive Trucks

Most of the oil and gas comes from Texas, so I guess they can decide how much of it to use and when to laugh about it.
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Funny License Plates for Sports Lovers

A universal funny license plate for sports fans: Two rivals coming together to form the juvenile term for a man’s favorite female body part. Need we say more?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a Toyota

This license plate is simple and does the job, just like the car.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a Chevy

Because this thing runs on horses, not ponies.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a Ford

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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a Nissan

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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a Mercedes

Just getting out in front of this one, in case there were any questions.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a BMW

Driving a nice car will contribute to this.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a Tesla

Hook up that battery, and forget the oil.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive A Bus

The wheels on the bus…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive a Hummer

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Funny License Plates for People Who Drive An Infiniti

Buzz Lightyear would be proud to drive this car.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Are Trying to Avoid The Police

This license plate would be hard to run on the go.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Like to Race

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Funny License Plates for People Who Like to Race, Part II

Always at the ready.
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Funny License Plates for People Who are the Police

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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Junk Food

And if you eat enough of it, you too might get the handicap designation.
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Funny License Plates for People Living on the Edge

Speed, financially, or otherwise…edge living or bust!
100 FUNNY LICENSE PLATES That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Including Sports, Women Only, Men Only, Car Lovers and More

Funny License Plates for People Who Love Dogs

A license plate in honor of man’s best friend.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Cats

I’m sure there’s a license plate like this in every state.
Funny License Plates for people who love cats

Funny License Plates for People Who Love Cats, Part II

Big cats that is…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love the Big Bang Theory

Oh, Sheldon. You got us!
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Apple Products

No silly, you’re a license plate.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Star Wars

…a good drive you aren’t.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love History

And, who also might be stuck in it.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Science

Understood by few, but a great license plate story for those who do. (Thank goodness there’s a translation…am I right?)
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Funny License Plates for People Who Love Literature

To drive, or not to drive…
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Serious License Plates for People Who Are Pro-Life

The real “uhhh…” moment here is the fact that this looks like a loaner car for a dealership. Uhhh…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Alabama

Is this directed to fellow drivers? Or is this a reflection of the way he/she drives?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Alaska

The obvious choice for an Alaskan license plate.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Arizona

Arizona, you seem unsure, but also like you have a good sense of humor.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Arkansas

Be careful what you ask for…don’t most people in Arkansas carry?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in California

Way to think outside the character limits of license plates.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Colorado

Colorado: The land of cannibals?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Connecticut

Lovin’ for McLovin up in Connecticut.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Delaware

Delaware for the win! It was the first state in the colony, after all.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Florida

I don’t know what’s funnier about this license plate, the clever use of the Florida oranges, or the fact that this car is most likely being driven by a Florida retiree. We’ll all get there someday…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Georgia

The perfect license plate for incorporating “Butts” county.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Hawaii

Now if only we could CTRL+V ourselves to Hawaii.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Idaho

Oh look, they included a sticker of it too.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Illinois

How most people end up in Illinois.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Iowa

The number of bugs on this license plate corroborates this claim.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Indiana

Is this a big industry for Indiana?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Kansas

(Better sang as a song) Home, home on the range, where the animals made into beef jerky play…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Kentucky

Well, that’s not very nice…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Louisiana

200 years of crazy!
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Maine

As can be expected from people living in Maine. It’s why they live there, right?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Maryland

A Marylander’s response when they get a big plate of crab.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Massachusetts

For those who don’t speak Boston, this means garden.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Michigan

The funny license plate of choice for this Michigan car owner, and anyone with a white Ford Bronco.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Minnesota

…plates.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Mississippi

I think we can all guess what this driver does for work.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Missouri

Spreading those safe pet practices.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Montana

Ouch is right…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Nebraska

Senator Ernie Chambers and his mountain lion license plate. In case you forget his name and favorite animal.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Nevada

Umm, hopefully not while you’re driving.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in New Hampshire

Do you think they know each other? Or is this just a funny license plate coincidence?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in New Jersey

New Jersey had too many funny license plates to choose from, so we went with a funny stick option instead.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in New Mexico

Rated M for Mature.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in New York

I knew Batman must live in New York. This license plate confirms it.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in North Carolina

I don’t think they’re from around these parts…
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in North Dakota

Why yes, you are a license plate.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Ohio

Do people in Ohio like big butts? Can they not lie?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Oklahoma

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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Oregon

Forget the post-it note reminder, this kid made it a permanent reminder via his/her license plate.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Pennsylvania

Self-proclaimed, but we’ll take your word, and license plate, for it.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Rhode Island

Clearly not a family car, or person.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in South Dakota

In case of emergency, and if you forget the number.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in South Carolina

What South Carolinians do in their free time.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in West Virginia

Wild, Wonderful…and perpetually late.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Tennessee

Hey, you said it. Not me.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Texas

You’ve lived in Texas if A. You know what this means and B. If you’ve been called one
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Utah

Well, that’s a lot to share on a license plate.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Vermont

Ermahgerd! Too funny.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Virginia

This is a pretty great funny license plate, but don’t lose the passenger or it might not make much sense. Do you think he gets local channels with that ear?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Washington

Not just funny license plate worthy, but clever positioning, too. Blondie, you’re not as dumb as you think.
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Wyoming

What?! Is going on on this license plate?
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Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Wisconsin

Seems like a valid license plate question.
Funny License Plates for People Who Live in Wisconsin

Over to You

So, which one(s) of the above funny license plates do you like? Do you have a funny license plate you own or picture of one?  Share it in the comments below.