These Are Some Of The Most Funny
Chevy And Ford Jokes
by Bill Flitter
Chevy vs. Ford has a long standing rivalry in America. The competition is widely known. It was only a few months ago that US News and World Report ran an article titled, “Ford vs. Chevy: Battle of the Brands.”
While that article was serious in nature and reported just the facts, we decided to take a more lighthearted look at the competing truck manufacturers. Here now, in no particular order, are some of the best Chevy and Ford jokes.
The Best Chevy Jokes
So that Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
As much as the Ford towing it.
Push it off a cliff.
What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
Sounds like a fair trade.
Turn the engine off.
The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Park it between two Fords.
A shopping cart is easier to push.
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.
So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.
Put a Ford engine in it.
To push his Chevy into the shop.
So the owners have someone to walk home with.
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
The Best Ford Jokes
Now, just to even things out, here are some of the best jokes with Ford in the crosshairs.
It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.
…my Ford’s just marking its territory!
…Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ford as an acronym:
- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Found On Road Dead
- First On Recall Day
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- Fork Over Repair Dough
- Funny Old Rattling Dump
- First On Race Day