These Are Some Of The Most Funny

Chevy And Ford Jokes

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by Bill Flitter

Chevy vs. Ford has a long standing rivalry in America. The competition is widely known. It was only a few months ago that US News and World Report ran an article titled, “Ford vs. Chevy: Battle of the Brands.”

While that article was serious in nature and reported just the facts, we decided to take a more lighthearted look at the competing truck manufacturers. Here now, in no particular order, are some of the best Chevy and Ford jokes.

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The Best Chevy Jokes

Why are there sidewalks beside streets?

So that Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?

The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?

To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.

Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?

So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push his Chevy into the shop.

Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase?

So the owners have someone to walk home with.

How do you make a Chevy go faster?

Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.

How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

The Best Ford Jokes

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Now, just to even things out, here are some of the best jokes with Ford in the crosshairs.

What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office?

It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.

That’s not a leak...

…my Ford’s just marking its territory!

Buy a Ford and you buy the best...

…Drive the first mile and walk the rest.

Ford as an acronym:

  • Fix Or Repair Daily
  • Found On Road Dead
  • First On Recall Day
  • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  • Fork Over Repair Dough
  • Funny Old Rattling Dump
  • First On Race Day

Over to You

Hopefully these jokes made your day better. Did you have a favorite joke? Have you heard of any other Chevy or Ford jokes that we missed? Thanks to and for the inspiration.


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